Satan reached into the ass of the earth
and pulled out the bones of Malcolm X
He ground these into grape jam which he spread along his girth
You won't believe what happened next!
The sticky concoction set the devils dick on fire
there was nothing he could to to get that holy burn to expire
God called from the strip club to offer his advice
"You have to chop your dick off then put it in ice!"
Truly believing there was no other way
To save himself from his misery
Satan grabbed his biggest scissors
Then he laid across a bathtub filled with frosted glee
He closed his eyes and took the biggest breath he could muster
While a cow flew by that was coated in peanut butter
With a snip and a cry, the burning cock was set free
When that flesh hit the ice it transformed into me!
This is the origin of my birth
You get to decide what it's worth
Will this song grant me boys and cash?
Or will the hate give me whip lash...