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Ashley's Theme /EileMonty

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Male Vocals: VAAMusicalMike
Female Vocals: EileMonty
Arrangement: SuperPsyguy

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions
ASHLEY: You might be the ingredient I seek
CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor
ASHLEY: You better be afraid of the great--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair
ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that?

ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you
Grandma's wig, this will make you big
Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit
Pantalones giganticus! Oh, no, not again...

CHORUS: She can rule the world and still finish all her homework
ASHLEY: Everyone knows that I'm the greatest--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! You better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you
ASHLEY: I turned my teacher into a spoon

ASHLEY: I'm a slave to my spell book, and yes, it's true:
I don't have as many friends as you
But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends
And if you say "no", you're toast

CHORUS: Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name 'cause I am--
CHORUS: ASH-LEY! Just remember this when you see her on the street
ASHLEY: I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.


Nice! I remember playing WarioWare and hearing this for the first time. You gotta respect witty writing. Good job man.

oh ya, this reminds me why I hate girls :O (no offense) Nice Chorus!

i love it but it is not halloween

I have not heard the original, if there is one, of this song so I am just enjoying it as a first time listen! It's a bit strange to be sure, and getting into October that's perfect. Thanks for the excellent vocals =D

I will be suggesting this to the 8bitalliance.com podcast, look for it in about a week or so on the site.


The singing was great, but honestly the tempo felt wrong. Wasn't it faster in the original? Either way, the first syllable of ASH-LEY was held too long for my comfort. Please tell me if you agree or disagree; I'd like to hear.

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4.69 / 5.00

Oct 2, 2013
11:23 PM EDT
Video Game
File Info
2.9 MB
2 min 5 sec

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