I asked theeketel if I could write lyrics for this. Said yes, I did, and I recorded them too. Then I threw in some sound effects for good measure. Theeketel has a mixed version out there without FX, check that out, but in the meantime, enjoy my meager version. I plan to edit further, as some of the vocals are uneven. At that time, I will replace this with the final version.
Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.