After about three hours, I came up with this. Woop woop. Made with my Shure microphone and Audacity. I literally have no idea how to edit my voice in a way that makes it sound more professional, so there's no effects or the like used on it, just some music in the background. I hope it doesn't make you cry, and thanks for checking it out!
As for the music, (all under the creative commons license) here are the songs in order:
Horror Film Theme 1 - Robinhood7
Corn Field - Joel Day ( http://blog.dayjo.org/free-rpg-music-pack-part-1/ )
Lost in Thoughts - Operation Hexagons
No Soul for the Living - knarmahfox
World Map - Operation Hexagons ( http://operationhexagons.bandcamp.com/ )