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Yeah, this is definitely correct history.

From http://www.innocentenglis h.com/funny-bloopers-mist akes-quotes/history-mista kes.html

Since the website is a bit messed up right now, feel free to go for this .rtf which I salvaged from it: https://dl.dropboxusercon tent.com/u/49544338/Human %20History%20According%20 to%20College%20Students.r tf

Remember to delete all spaces in the links!

This reading is directly from the text, so feel free to follow along if you'd like. I may have mispronounced a few names, and there is one point where I changed a word (because honestly what I changed it to is so much more amusing a mental picture). See if you can find it! :D

<===> Sections and Their Approximate Times <===>
Credits: 0:00
Egypt: 0:08
Bible Part 1: 0:29
Bible Part 2: 1:00
Greeks Part 1: 1:28
Greeks Part 2: 2:00
Greeks Part 3: 2:09
Romans: 2:33
Middle Ages: 2:57
"midevil" times: 3:21
Renaissance: 3:36
Queen Elizabeth: 4:12
"Shakespear": 4:34
Beginning of America: 5:18
Revolutionary War: 6:02
Contented Congress: 6:24
George Washington: 6:53
Abraham Lincoln: 7:09
Meanwhile, In Europe: 8:02
Famous Composers: 8:18
Napoleon: 8:44
Queen Victoria: 9:19
19th Century: 9:40
First World War: 10:10

Note: I just did this for fun and because I felt like reading it.

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HOW DID YOU NOT LAUGH?!?

The delivery is the best... reminds me of the famous review by Axeman13...


SkyeWint responds:

I INSERTED ORANGE JUICE UP MY NOSTRILS, OBVIOUSLY.

I also just realized that I oopsed on another word. Oh well. :D Forgetting to pluralize one word isn't too bad among all this!

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