Jar V1 - Muffins lines are hilarious. I like how this doesn't even have anything to do with rap. Defending Breaker from Teqneek is even funnier.
Breaker V1 - Half of the hits is a nice flip. Rhyme compliments are nice but somewhat generic. Viking warrior with babyface cuteness is even funnier. "Imma watch some more after this!"
Jar V2 - Share a stage is nice. Teeth are disgusting is kind of ironic because of Luke James' battle last round.
Breaker V2 - A little off-beat but nice delivery. Fossil fuel, nice. I like that you rhyme Jar as a finisher but the line just isn't above and beyond.
This is a really damned close battle. I think the first verses are definitely the best - really enjoyed the cupcake lines and the one about babyface cuteness. If you two really are such long-standing friends I'm sure I missed a shitload of references, but whatever. I really don't know if I could drop a vote on this. I'd say Breaker being off-beat on his second verse is the only definitive thing that gives Jar the edge. Both had some really funny lines, but both also had some filler here and there.
When a battle turns into a real good song I can't decide who wins because they both take their parts to the best what can be made of it!
Yo, this was...adorable? Am I--am I even fucking allowed to SAY that about a rap battle?
you guys took this shit to a whole new level, well done boys! fuck da vote!
What ever you do bro, do not shave :D
real talk, my beards grown another 5cm waitin' on this call
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