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Generic Battle Bars (parody)

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Jul 18, 2013 | 6:29 AM EDT
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4.7 MB
2 min 5 sec
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3.99 / 5.00

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Genres:
Voice Acting - Spoken Word
Tags:
parody
satire
generic
battlerap

Author Comments

Fake battle rap verse in response to a non-existence Ground Zero x Scheme Street battle that never happened (or did it?)

References to flips that don't exist. Shit battle rap inside jokes.

Roughly what the lyrics were and obviously I slip and fuck up the delivery in this one take masterpiece miracle I call 'generic battle bars'

got your email hand swirl read the card like braile
does this guy want to battle me hes so nice he'll fail
battle rap is about destroying things like brutal rape in jail
it would be feudal for this poodle to fill the fuckin' pale
you could eat and eat your so green I should eat you instead of kale
naw fuck that this fruit is going to get protection
even if I knock out this vegetable at least hes still in the same section
I mean what do I have to do to help you maintain an erection
even on cialus and viagra you couldn't make the election
because your faker than auto tune of carlos mencia not being mexican
because even if you were real because you bit those bars ya fuckin chicken
and we all know im a spicy I flock you off the band wagon
Mexican chicken band wagon you see the stars I'm waving
I keep blinding you with patriotism and meaningless imagery
like im shaving the feathers off this indian upholstery
now I know you like to sit around town
writing all my rhymes down brown frown clown
django flow all kinchens lynched before Lincoln
its surpsing how I michael richards triggers rincon
a sinous bend in the water park I guess this is wasting thinking
I mean how else would I sun this chump with his moms gun
he learned to push play on big pun
thought he could pull clips on charlie? shit
you must have a lot of lip to come up with bits
You might play hard to get but in role playing
you be betraying delaying goes without saying
I may as well be portraying myself repaying wealth
people think I'm rich but I got here in stealth
I've been ghost writing for rappers since you were the size of an Elf
I make girls suck dick and come herself
I guess he wasn't kidding when he be bringing in the green,
this guy might as well be kelp

Looks like I forgot to edit in supa hot fiyas 'but i'm not a rapper' at the end.

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