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Magic Man's World Of MAW

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Full title: Magic Man's World Of Magic and Wonder

Got this idea when playing megaman and bass and discovering that Magic Man (my favorite robot master in the game) was made out of the parts of Clown Man in Megaman 8. I can only imagine the perverted clown-psyche butting into his work as an entertainer, and, so, I wrote this.

LYRICS:

Now, Met:
Hey! Gather 'round!
Magic man is coming here to our town!

Mag:
Welcome, bots and girls to
A Calvacade of wonders like no other
Quite unlike my perverted clown brother
My tricks will set your heart aflutter

My depressed trains will carry you through
Bottomless pits filled with guaranteed death
Clown Man had a shiton of these things left so
What else can a poor bot do?

Met Kids:
Hey! We should run!
Megaman is here to ruin our fun!

Mag:
My dear friends, have no fear
For my next trick, I'll make Mega dissapear!
When my magic cards have pounded his rear,
I'll finish him off with homing spheres!

Now, I'll need some time to prepare
So all of you, stay stationed in that room there
Grope some screws out of his mega-derriere
*snaps to clown man*
His voluptuous derriere...

Assistant 1:
And yet again, all he talks about is Mega 's butt...
Assistant 2:
Maybe it's 'cause he's got clown man's parts that he's a nut
Assistant 3:
That would Explain his huge hips and womanly strut...

Mag:
I BEG YOUR PARDON...WHAT?

Assistants:
NOTHING AT ALL!
WHEN MEGA COMES WE'LL BE READY TO BRAWL!

Mag:
My brother's...inside of me?
Through my shell...his perverse acts can run free!
I can't fathom just how bad this could be
For my life's work: robo-sorcery

All these children are in harm's way...
*snaps to clown man*
ALL OF YOU WILL SOON BECOME CLOWN MAN'S PREY!
*snaps back*
I can't lead these innocent young minds astray!
Farewell...I'll meet you all one day...*sobs*

MEGAMAN! HERE I AM! TAKE ME!

Met:
Mr. Magic, what are you doing?

Assistants:
Boss, no! We can make it wo-

*MEGA BUSTER SHOTS, EXPLOSION*

Magic man's parts scatter all over the room while the assistants stare in horror.
The Chldren Cry.
The "stage clear" theme plays.

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Amazing. How one person can do all that. I give you my love.
Kitten

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May 21, 2013
9:35 PM EDT
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2 min 12 sec

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