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Apr 1, 2013 | 9:55 AM EDT
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4.40 / 5.00

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Rated 4.40 / 5 stars
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Riding on a Segway
Riding on a Segway
I am Riding on a Segway


Riding on a Segway
Really good idea
Unless there's fucking zombies
then they'll probably fucking kill you and then you'll die




Rated 5 / 5 stars

Aw! This song is so hot my ears were set on fire and spread fire everywhere. Unfortunately my headphones are completely in ashes and I replay over and over!

Gotta admit without "Riding on a Segway" "Segway of the Dead" can't be friggin' wonderful and here's why: Explosions! Violence!

In 6 words: BEST SEGWAY song on planet Earth


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Who do I need to speak to in order to make the my official funeral song?

Basically, it's going to be all 6 pallbearers carrying my casket (while riding segways); but when then get to the gravesite, my body shoots out of the casket like a jack in the box. All of the friends, relatives, and well-wishers are obviously terrified and confused, right? At that moment some ancient Chinese wizard starts chanting spells and resurrecting all deceased in the vicinity. The newly reanimated corpses just start cutting swathes through the crowd until they get to the pallbearers. At this point, the pallbearers realize that they have the power of the segway to guide them to safety!

Except they don't. They get fucking mauled to death.

Oh yeah, awesome song by the way!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

this needs a complete version
at least a 3 hour version.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This song is both hilarious yet awesome! Nice job!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This was hilarious. Its awesome listen to more of it!

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