Who do I need to speak to in order to make the my official funeral song?
Basically, it's going to be all 6 pallbearers carrying my casket (while riding segways); but when then get to the gravesite, my body shoots out of the casket like a jack in the box. All of the friends, relatives, and well-wishers are obviously terrified and confused, right? At that moment some ancient Chinese wizard starts chanting spells and resurrecting all deceased in the vicinity. The newly reanimated corpses just start cutting swathes through the crowd until they get to the pallbearers. At this point, the pallbearers realize that they have the power of the segway to guide them to safety!
Except they don't. They get fucking mauled to death.
Oh yeah, awesome song by the way!