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Big Box of Weird Porn

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A song from the grave. Hopefully I don't have to use this song prematurely.


If your hearing this,
it means that I have passed.
But I live on in song,
one that will forever last.

after the mourning and sorrow,
when the dawn shines on tomorrow,
take care of my family,
make sure they live happily.

but before my caskets tourched,
my family would be distraught,
if they we're clearing out my things,
and found my hidden draw.

Won't you please, hide my big box of weird porn X 2

Obviously, clear my history as any good bro would do,
and delete any sub sub sub sub new folders too,
destroy the one i filmed myself, oh god the shame,
prior warning, don't watch, you won't look at my couch the same.

won't you please, hide my big box of weird porn X 2

all the things I needed to get stiff
I now surely won't miss
i'm forever stuck like this
thanks to riga riga riga rigamortis.


Great voice and song xD
The lyrics are hillarious!

lol nice

LOL so funny though your written lyrics are WAY off XD

i wanna play the piano and sing this song at a piano lounge for laughs can i maybe borrow the notes for the piano?

hilarious! your voice sounds really good, sounds like james blunt, except if he was good.

LOL....this is song is humorous.

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Jan 28, 2013
3:36 PM EST
File Info
4.8 MB
2 min 6 sec
4.35 / 5.00

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Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.