Noting the lack of Artemis Fowl fanfare on here I took it upon myself to start the trend...hopefully. This is a tidbit of my favorite lines in the series.
Oh, and a slight Back to the Future and Holes ref which also don't belong to me.
The Artemis Fowl franchise belongs to the wonderful Eoin Colfer. If you haven't read all eight of the novels (nine if you count the Files) well then just GO BUY A COPY OF THEM, MUDMAN!