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Tacoma women seeks King

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Jan 7, 2013 | 3:52 AM EST
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3.8 MB
1 min 40 sec
3.92 / 5.00

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Rated 3.92 / 5 stars
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The following is a 'woman-seeking-man' ad from craigslist:

"Looking for my Christian king to serve 37

I am a christian woman with a submissive twist.I am looking for one man to dedicate my ife too as a friend and eventualy as my husband.Please be ready for the same.I am not looking to jump into sex..i want to know someone first.I am 5.9 tall and a thick woman..not obese.i am a red head as well.i adore a dominant man,but he must be christian as well.I have 2 teen children,and would welcome more if you have tubes are tied.I own a home in Tacoma and have a job i adore.please have the baisics as i do.i am looking for someone close to Tacoma please.long distance does not work for me.Please be single or truely devorsed..separated is not okay.I am looking for a man who truely knows how and desires to take care of a woman.I myself know how to take care of a man.pic for pic.I am a strong and intellegant woman,full of love and affection as well as an out going kirky since of humor personality.i choose submission to my man as it brings me great joy.I am not interested in any thing except monogamy. Have a wonderful dayThank you for your time." /more-unintentionally-fun ny-craigslist-ads-women-s eeking-men/340/



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Aaaaand then she married me... lol that was funny as hell. Awkward christian lady is awkward.
P.S. These readings are highly addictive and I would like to hear more.