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Dec 17, 2012 | 9:10 PM EST
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3 min 14 sec
4.24 / 5.00

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Soooo this was a thing: elationship_advice/commen ts/14yaq2/am_i_being_too_

"Am I being too clingy or weird?
submitted 1 day ago by [deleted]

About twelve years ago I became friends with a girl I really liked, the only person who I could ever describe as a perfect 10. If she wasn't gay, I would probably marry her. I recently had a drug-induced epiphany and realized I needed to talk to her to resolve my emotional issues. Here is the conversation we had over text messaging, did I do okay? Am I being too weird/clingy/stalkery? I'm being really sincere and I'm pretty sure I'm not going to hurt or bother her in any way, I don't know what else I'm supposed to do.
Here's the conversation so far:
[name deleted]? Are you busy?
whos dis?
[name deleted]. You remember me?
Mmm where did i meet ya?
Back at King Intermediate? Like twelve years ago? I kinda want to talk to you about that...
Okeydoke. Whats up?
Send me a pickcha
Remember at that dance, when I told you that I liked you? And you didn't say anything to me ever again after that?
That doesn't sound like me.... Also im gay that miiight have had something to do with it
Lol ok hold on.. idk if you knew but I really just wanted to be friends and maybe play video games with you... let me find a picture...
(sent picture, me 2 years ago)
Hmmmmm im sorry if i hurt your feelings ): but i dont remember.
I don't want to bother you, but I'm visiting Hawaii from the 18th to the 25th, do you want to meet up and do something fun? I don't really have plans, and my mom is going to let me use her car.
Next message, about 16 hours later...
Okay insanely hot girl, don't answer me... the least you could do is listen to the song I'm writing for you and tell me if you like it. I know it's kinda dumb, but it's just what I do - I make art to express how I feel. If you weren't gay I would probably marry you... but right now I just want to be your friend. Is that too much to ask?
What kind of music do you like? I make breakbeat electro, but I wish I could make dubstep. Have you heard of the chemical brothers? They're fans of mine, they actually based their last grammy-nominated dance album off of my first album.
Also, I don't know if you know this, or if anyone ever told you, but you are by far the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. You are the only person who I would describe as a perfect 10.
Please text me back and let me know how you feel about all this. I know it's kind of weird and a bit clingy, but I know I would enjoy listening to music someone made about how they feel about me.
Love and Hugs,
-[name deleted] "



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love your voice! Nice and soothing to listen to.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

AWWW. That so mean! I would have kept texting you even if I were gay! (I'm not gay) She way she was rude to you basically meant she wanted to do exactly what she did to you on that night.

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biggiek7888 responds:

While I appreciate the kind words, I feel I should just reiterate that it wasn't REALLY me who sent this very strange and warped series of text messages, but rather a nameless fella from reddit. I simply did a dramatic read based off said ridiculousness and added that final part for one last ditch cheap laugh.