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Christopher the Spider

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This is the tale of Christopher the Spider...

This is a mock fairy-tale I've been kicking around for awhile, and finally hammered out.

Written, voiced, and produced by me.

All the music is credit to Kevin MacLeod. Check out his webpage! http://incompetech.com/

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I would say this would make me feel bad for spiders if it wasn't for the fact that I got bit by a brown recluse a few weeks ago and thusly have ABSOLUTELY no sympathy for any spider that exists any longer.

Still, brilliantly done. Your voice work is incredible and I'm surprised you aren't more famous than you are. I look at cheap hacks who do voices for major video games/cartoons/movies these days (The voice of the Terror Mask in splatterhouse comes to mind) and wonder why they don't just offer guys like you the job.

Every time I spray a spider from now on I'm going to hear "Master...why!?" In my head.



*This is the tale of every spider that has nested in my office....and their entire families....

Before you hate me forever, just know I found this very entertaining and rather well written / performed / mixed. You have a knack for rather wholesome tones, and your description at the end was vivid. It almost makes me feel bad for my crimes against the arachnids......ALMOST....


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Apatheria responds:

I mean I only made this so that everybody who listened to it would be consumed with guilt next time they considered swatting one of their poor, misunderstood eight-legged friends.

;v


someone animate it. now


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Apatheria responds:

Mick, you're the best. <3


I didn't even know there was a comedy voice section of audio. I enjoyed this story a lot.


Apatheria responds:

Glad ya did! Thanks for commenting c:

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Apatheria
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Listens
1,643
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61
Votes
34
Score
4.23 / 5.00

Uploaded
Nov 21, 2012
2:19 PM EST
Genre
Comedy
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6.5 MB
2 min 51 sec
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Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.