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The distance between notes are not originally mine. I did everything else.

I didn't reposition individual MIDI notes, only as an entity.

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He's gonna take you back to the past,
To play those shitty games that suck ass.
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a road-kill skunk & down it with beer.

CHORUS:

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.
(NOTE: Before changing his name to the Angry Video Game Nerd, the last two chorus lines were replaced with a repetition of the 2nd line.)

When you turn on your TV,
Make sure it's tuned to Channel 3.
He's got a nerdy shirt & a pocket pouch, although I've never seen him write anything down.
He's got a Power Glove & a filthy mouth. Armed with his Zapper, he will tear these games down.

CHORUS:

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.

He plays the worst games of all time,
Horrible abominations of mankind.
They make him so mad, he could spit.
Or say "Cowabunga? Cowafuckin' piece of dog shit!"

They rip you off, & don't care one bit.
But this nerd, he doesn't forget it.
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane? They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck!
The characters' names are wrong! Why's the password so long? Why don't the weapons do anything?

CHORUS 2:

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
The game sucks so bad, he makes up his own words.
He's the angriest, most pissed-off gaming nerd.
He's the angry Atari Amiga CD-I Colecovision Intellivision Sega Neo-Geo Turbografx-16 Odyssey 3DO Commodore Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

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2 min 23 sec

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