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This is actually a real story... and my friends and family was kinda marking out when i did a freestyle about it....

The Story:

"My buddy Price and I went up in the maryland mountains with his girlfriend and a navy contractor i was hot on...

However they took advantage of the fact that im originally from LA and dont know s&#@ about snow or cold... it was really freakin cold. the only reason i went is because i thought perhaps, i could poke a GS (robert duvall- lonesome dove)

young and no control over my hormones... its a sickness that every adolescent must learn to deal with... some succomb to its semptoms forever and never recover...

but i digress...

Price and the Girls, thought it would be fun if they took me up on the blue line (being the only one that hadnt been in snow). I ingnorantly thought the blue line was for beginners LIKE THEY TOLD ME!!! those assholes!!!

It was a disaster! i tore down a yellow barricade and nearly hit a little girl.

Then a masterchief saw me and told me to get the hell off the blue line if i couldnt ski, but the only way down was to skii since the snow was like quick sand... WTF!!!

all i could think was Sunny Bono the whole way down (not trying to be funny at all)... so i just followed the guy infront of me... but he went down some ice hill and we picked up speed... i was screaming like a little girl... and was pissed because the girl i was up there with grabbed some drinks in the lounge instead of helping me...

It was fun though...

all in all... i would have to say that battle stations was still worse... nothing like running miles around Great lakes with a wet seabag while its cold enough to freeze the snot to your lips

or

shootouts nearly killing you and your friends while trying to simply party in the city of long beach or hawthorne or culver city... sigh*

Those experiences made me alot stronger"

there are two lies in this freestyle

1) i was on ski blades, not a snowboard

and

2) She didnt wear a thong in the snow and if she did i never found out... : (

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Sep 14, 2012
2:42 PM EDT
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5 MB
5 min 28 sec
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