That was funny as fuck!
Here comes the Beetle-man!
His name is Beetle-man
He's breaking all social rules
His shoes are second hand
He's hunting bad guys and ghouls
He goes to Richards High
His pal's a real dinosaur
Grandfather has a beard
tell who could ask for anything more
Read Beetle-man
listen to me
Read Beetle-man
Hunting dr. bbq
The sun will rise again
along with Kirk's morning wood
Douglas he strokes his bat
And Beetle-man saves the day
That didn't rhyme at all
But I don't get paid for this
I'm going to the mall
and then I'm off to take a piss
Read Beetle-man
listen to me
Read Beetle-man
kids don't play with fireworks
Read Beetle-man
listen to me
Read Beetle-man
suck my dick and jump around
If you turn to page 4
you'll see a man in a car
and on page 17
there's pikachu in a jar
Lox is a plotdevice
to build up Kirk's character
thank god this verse is done
and nothing rhymes with character
uh Fuck it..
Read Beetle-man
listen to me
Read Beetle-man
look out here comes Beetle-man
That was funny as fuck!
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