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LaBeyrEEnThLE ZoMANe (Beetle Man)

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Here comes the Beetle-man!

His name is Beetle-man
He's breaking all social rules
His shoes are second hand
He's hunting bad guys and ghouls

He goes to Richards High
His pal's a real dinosaur
Grandfather has a beard
tell who could ask for anything more

Read Beetle-man
listen to me
Read Beetle-man
Hunting dr. bbq

The sun will rise again
along with Kirk's morning wood
Douglas he strokes his bat
And Beetle-man saves the day

That didn't rhyme at all
But I don't get paid for this
I'm going to the mall
and then I'm off to take a piss

Read Beetle-man
listen to me
Read Beetle-man
kids don't play with fireworks

Read Beetle-man
listen to me
Read Beetle-man
suck my dick and jump around

If you turn to page 4
you'll see a man in a car
and on page 17
there's pikachu in a jar

Lox is a plotdevice
to build up Kirk's character
thank god this verse is done
and nothing rhymes with character

uh Fuck it..

Read Beetle-man
listen to me
Read Beetle-man
look out here comes Beetle-man


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That was funny as fuck!

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Sep 5, 2012
11:22 AM EDT
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2.2 MB
2 min 22 sec

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