A story song I made for the kids.

Lyrics:

There once was a girl named Eileen.
Today was her birthday, a sizey thirteen,
And she wasn't happy with what she was getting,
At her ideal party, an expensive setting!

Jewels, a puppy, a tea set, indeed,
And a miniature golf course are what she received!
But no! She grumbled and fumbled her cake,
That her mummy spent hours and hours to make!

"Clean up this mess!" Eileen did command,
Eyeing her friends, who did not understand.
"Why us?" someone asked. "Because I'm the princess!
And you'll do as I say unless you all want to die!"

Nobody moved and Eileen became vicious.
She looked at the puppy saying "my, how delicious!"
She tore off its head, started howling insane!
"Get ready for my tantrum of pain!"

Everyone screamed as Eileen killed them all,
Endless blood dripping down off from the walls.
Suddenly, mummy came waltzing right in!
"Eileen! Have you seriously done this again?!"

"Yes, mother dear. Are you not impressed?"
Her mummy now wincing at all of the mess.
"Well my darling, next time be more tidy,
And the blood in your teeth! Goodness! Don't be so bitey!
Now hand me your dress for the washer, my dear,
And start thinking of plans for your party next year!"

Now this is what you should memorize:
Eileen is a monster, a dreadful demise!