This was mostly recorded on the streets of San Francisco at night after the party at the Kongregate office which was after the Flash Gaming Summit on March 4th, 2011.
You will hear myself (TharosTheDragon), the famous Chris Condon (http://con-artist.newgrounds.com/), the semi-famous Chris Gregorio (http://xdragonx10.newgrounds.com/), Matt Porter (http://matt-porter.newgrounds.com/), some guy named George who got really drunk, apparently for a few seconds some guy named Sebastian, and finally a black homeless man.
So first George makes sure we all know how drunk he is and mistakenly calls me Tom but then assures me he knows my name is Kyle. Then George tries to drunkenly explain to me something about getting my name out there, which segues into a discussion about game genres and making what you love versus what you think other people will love. The two famous Chrises give their insight on this.
George punches me at one point, calls me a pussy, and tries to get me to punch him back. He also takes a piss on the street. George rants about how his ex-girlfriend is a bitch. Matt says George has made his night awesome and he'd like to party with him more.
After Chris Condon has departed from our group, some homeless people ask if we have 50 cents. George yells at them about how we're all broke because this is San Francisco. A black homeless man proceeds to give George a dollar. I tell George he has to give it back. Our journey to the hotel is halted as we all engage in pleasantries with the homeless man. I snap some pictures on my phone. The homeless man comments that he resembles "a motherfucking bear and shit" and repeats the sentiment three times. I don't think he can say the word bear without following it up with "and shit."
We eventually try to move on but George just won't leave. As we move further away, it appears as though George and the homeless man are becoming intimate with one another. We repeatedly call George's name in the hopes that he will return to us. He's not in a state where he should be left alone.
After George finally rejoins us, Matt decides to take a piss in the bushes.
George seems confused by the suggestion that he's holding a flashlight.
Finally we get back to the hotel. George comments that he hates black people. We try to get George to tell us what room he's in. George breaks his glasses for no apparent reason. Finally George abandons us without us ever finding out what room he was in, whether or not there was someone in the room, or if George had a key. None of us ever saw him again.
If you have any information regarding George's whereabouts or condition, please let me know.
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