Remember DH Loop? Of course you don't. It's, like, 5 years old and horrible. But either way, I had been meaning to make it better. I got this done about a year ago, actually. I think, even if you don't like it, you'd still find it a major improvement to that thing from long ago.
It's still short, but no longer intended as a loop. Also, watch out for the ear-piercing whistle around 0:42