Look, I get it. You can fly. Your armor changes. You get a cool icon and a banner. But seriously. It's killin' me.

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I just wanted to play
without seeing your face
on my loading screen

But I just can't get away
It seems a hopeless case
It makes me want to scream ..

(chorus)
I'm sick of seeing Pulsefire Ezreal
At first it was cool, now it totally drools.
Stop missing your fucking skill shot, today.

When I see you in the queue
I don't know if I can trust you
to not be a noob.
But then when we load in,
you're like, "OMG PULSEFIRE IS WIN!"
and I know we're drummed ..

(chorus)
I'm sick of seeing Pulsefire Ezreal
At first it was cool, now it totally drools.
Stop missing your fucking skill shot, today.

(bridge)
And you're failing your ult!
Kill-stealin' like a dolt
Your /all chat has been obscene
Do you know what "team fight" means?
Stop farming bot lane
Come top, help us kill the Vayne.
Oh, why didn't you kill the Vayne?

I just wanted to play
Without seeing your face
on my loading screen ..

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After a few years of being gone, I finally bought a new MIDI controller (61 keys, I splurged!) and hope to be back spending my free time singing vicariously into a little headset mic.

Also, add me on League of Legends. Summoner name is Aureline.