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Hold on to your fucking socks, fag lords. This is the best Star Wars heavy metal remix you'll hear in your lives.

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Fuck you, you're GoreBastard and you're fucking with people.

One of the really fine musical TROLL! routines I've heard in a while, which also put a tear in my eye. It's that bad. It actually takes a different talent to un-learn what you've learned and make it deliberately sloppy, and only splice in decent parts that immediately revert to the previous SHITFEST this really was.

Only on the Summer Solstice would you ever hear a CockRider track, but it's actually pretty welcome; we need assholes like these to wake us up from all the serious business that transpires throughout the Audio Portal. In terms of prior jokes, this one is actually pretty well-made and guaranteed to get a few uninformed critics to seriously think that this guy has been playing for two months. Honestly Gore, what would this site be without you?

Can I stop holding onto my socks? Actually, I was never holding on. Someone's got to have the eidetic memory around here....

Upside down, backwards with a hooker on your gnads. That's how you played this. I saw, whilst watching from outside your window. Wanker in hand.

None of the faglords listened to the whole thing and heard the even better parts. haha. Newgrounds. Youts. That sort of thing.

See you tonight.

CockRider responds:

Haha, I like the part where it gets good, then gets completely cut off by the shitty single note riff again.
Cheers man,

I've only been playing for 2 months...

This is pretty bad but then again you've only been playing for two months so this is about that kind of talent for that amount of time. Your pretty off and this could use some more practice. I'm sure you'll be a great guitarist someday and hope to see you play in the future. Good luck to you and keep up on practice you can do some great stuff on guitar you just need to learn some basics. Maybe take lessons if needed to get better. So to wrap this all up, practice, keep working on your patterns, take lessons if necessary and work hard on playing like a true rocker would. Best of luck to you on the Indiana Jones theme hope it comes out to be a great recording.

CockRider responds:

Thanks man! I was close to giving up because a lot of people told me that I should, but after reading this, I'll carry on practicing. Thanks again!

i hope this is a joke and you didn't play this need more lessons :)

CockRider responds:

Well, I've been playing for about 2 months. My brother said it was good for someone who's only been playing for that amount of time so I thought I'd upload it so people could give me constructive criticism.
Thanks for listening, my next one will be better. It's going to be the Indiana Jones theme.

lol since when is heavy metal playing single strings? some were a bit off-key but it was a good effort

CockRider responds:

Thank you. I've been playing for 2 months now. I tried to do this by ear, but now when I listen to it, I can hear that there are 1 or 2 parts that are a little off key.
Thanks for listening!

Credits & Info


2.26 / 5.00

Jun 22, 2012
3:21 AM EDT
Heavy Metal
File Info
3.3 MB
3 min 38 sec

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