Heros' Toast

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A hero is about to start his day when suddenly evil is afoot!

All songs are from the extremely talented folks from the newgrounds audio portal. Sound effects are from findsounds.

It's been a while since I've done an audio skit, just couldn't think of anything, and I got a new mic so I was bummed haha. Then this morning it hit me, I HAD NO TOAST! So here's the product of 5 minutes of scripting then 20 minutes of recording, and 3 hours of mixing, collecting songs, sound fx and what not.

Enjoy and let me know what you think! Thanks for listening.

EDIT: I done messed up. Jeeves was supposed to be on wrist communicator, of course since now I want to fix this and give that part the proper effect, I don't have the original files because I had to reinstall windows.

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I am animating this at the moment, and I hope I got the name right, "Crimesville".

EyesAdrift responds:

I think so, yup just listened to it again haha. I never write scripts, it's all off the top of my head. Yes it is Crimesville.

Why, this reminds me of the time that I, The SuperBadBeat!, suffered as the victim of a NEFARIOUS CRIME!

As I was walking down the street, stopping evil do-ers from doing their evil do-ings, as is my wont, I suddenly realised that my glasses had been stolen from my VERY FACE! without me even noticing. Clearly, for such a perfect crime to have been commited, my ARCH-NEMESIS! must have been responsible.

As my arch nemesis is the guy down in the park who owns a hotdog stand, I used my SUPERIOR DEDUCTIVE REASONS! to reasonabley deduce he was at his hotdog stand! When I confronted him, I proceeded to beat the truth of the matter out of him, for I am SUPERBADBEAT!

As I was in the process of deducing him, he blurted out a variety of nonsense such as claiming my glasses were upon my VERY HEAD! and Oww, it doesn't bend that way. What foolishness! Were they on my head, I would be seeing through them, obviously!

All's well that ends well though. During my righteous deducing, I momentarily slipped and fell. LO AND BEHOLD! my glasses were back on my face! Clearly I had damaged whatever DIABOLICAL MACHINE! he had used to steal my glasses! He won't be doing that again in a hurry, I can tell you that!

EyesAdrift responds:

No he won't be doing that!

I. Love. This. So. Much.

I love it so much! A bit too much.. ahaha, but what can I say, you have a superb voice!

EyesAdrift responds:

Thank you so much! You should check out my new demo reel too! Also, IT WAS UNDER THE NEWSPAPER!

yeah wo would have ever thought of the trusty toster

EyesAdrift responds:

Surely not this evil UN-DOER!

I like this too much.....

EyesAdrift responds:

I'm glad that you do :)

Credits & Info


4.75 / 5.00

Jun 13, 2012
8:32 PM EDT
File Info
8.2 MB
3 min 37 sec

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