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Hangover in Metropolis

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Feb 29, 2012 | 11:22 AM EST
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3.9 MB
3 min 27 sec
3.70 / 5.00

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Rated 3.70 / 5 stars
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Hip Hop, Rap, R&B - Hip Hop - Modern

Author Comments

"PX9 - Metropolis" by jpbear. Lyrics and Vocals by Mike Sytera. First attempt at a "real" rap, and though I dislike the sound of my own voice, 'dun wurry, its 'k'. :) Do what you want with it.

Chorus 1
Welcome to Metropolis and please enjoy your stay/Live without the consequences if only for a day.

Verse 1
Well it's spring break, I'ma enjoy myself / I grab my savings off the shelf / I get my friends, it's time to go / away from everything we know. / Hop up in the back of a taxi cab / like a bunch of fourth graders who can open up a tab / our free spirits are running wild / hanging out the windows, getting riled.

Are y'all ready for an awesome time / my wingmen, henchmen, partners in crime? / We're gonna hit this town so hard it keels / over more than a wilted clover / and ask 'em how it feels / So look out world cause here we come / hide your daughters, hide your mums / cause we'll ride 'em till the day is done.

Don't forget to hide your sons / we're high and bi for everyone / more crazy than a mastodon / who's got a spear up his behind/ If Miley Cyrus can't be tamed / then how you gonna keep US caged? / Face the wrath of my trouser snake / and bug-to-the-off you crazy flake!

Joey just pulled out the bong / so now the fun has just begun / we're gettin' lit like a Christmas tree / "Hey, I'm flyin'! Look at me!" / Kevin thinks that he's a plane / man this shit is real insane / we're nowhere near our destination / and we've already begun celebrating.

Chorus 2
Welcome to Metropolis and you know we aim to please / we've got everything you could want, we'll meet your every need. / Welcome to Metropolis, where everything is gold / Don't act like you're so innocent as you watch her on the pole.

Verse 2
Club Psychosis is where it's at / Ravers dance like wildcats / You'll go insane if you don't drink / the koolaid helps you not to think / hit the bathroom, duke it out/ Geoff feels sick so he pukes it out / throw up in the toilet, then on the floor / You'd think he's never done it before.

Everyone's naked, no one cares / our dirty clothes are everywhere / Sanchez would gape if he could see us now / and Sodom would say "holy cow!" / We put our fists up god-knows-where / punch you in the guts and pull your hair / trying everything just to see / stars and birdies and Butterfrees.

Chorus 3
Welcome to Metropolis, your welcome's overstayed / You've had your fun and now your done and the bill has to be paid / Farewell to Metropolis, you sick disgusting creep / You took away my beauty queen and replaced her with a freak.

Verse 3
My head's about to split apart / My wallet's gone, why's it so dark? / Who the hell's on top of me? / My anus hurts, why can't I see?! / "Oh, this is bad!" // My friends are gone, I'm all alone / and no one here has got a phone.

Can't find my shirt, I borrow one / I stumble out into the sun / the neon signs are ugly now / as are the people walking 'round / I'm starved and thirsty, my body aches / I can't remember my mistakes / last night's games are all a blur / my tongue is covered up with fur.

At least I'm free of Hep C / that's what I thought until I peed / and saw the crabs that stayed with me / bet I'm positive for HIV / I slept with THAT? I can't believe / I'd be so stupid and naive / I tweeted drunk and posted high / too bad the video doesn't lie.

I did THAT, and put THAT THERE? / Well that explains the missing hair / They're all laughing, it's so unfair / that this will be seen everywhere. / For the rest of my life I'm doomed to be / known as "Mr. Greasy P." / don't ask why, I won't explain / the whole nightmare's a freakin' pain.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Love it! Especially the TF2 sounds... I'm not even normally a big fan of hip-hop but this is fantastic!
I feel like I could master this for you (I'd be honored, in fact); if you're interested just message me or reply...

AngelofPeace responds:

Sure, go ahead.