This is an audio recording I did as a means of parody.
Everyone keeps dissing the people who vote poorly and are bad at grammar. But are they really that much worse than people who leave a 10/10 review with no constructive comments whatsoever? I wonder.
I based the lines off actual reviews from the "Dot Dot Dot" flash - all of them 10/10 naturally. No names so as to not victimize anyone.
Respect to D-mac and RicePirate for their work ;)