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Seriously.

Fuck Bears.

I am a fuckin' dovakin
I run around on a steed that I don't own
I'm gonna save the girl that gave me a letter
'cause she was trapped in a bandit's castle

ROAAAARRRRR

*BOOM*
*BEAR GROWLING*

SUDDENLY BEAR
SUDDENLY BEAR
YER RUNNIN' 'ROUND AND I'M SUDDENLY BEAR

SUDDENLY BEAR
RIGHT OVER THERE
YOU CAN'T SEE ME 'CAUSE I'M SUDDENLY BEAR

YOU SHOULD'VE INCREASED YOUR DRAWING DISTANCE

NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOUR HORSE AND COMPANIONS

i'm a bear.

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Great song, but it needs a few more verses of 'suddenly bear, suddenly bear'.


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loll its funny



Captures and expresses empathy for my raging. I've had this happen to me before. Left Winterhold, and on the road a hundred feet away was a fucking bear! Playing pro mage is suicide in Skyrim. You might be able to cast stoneflesh or whatever with less mana, but in the end it's really about how effective the spells are, and you can't create your own. I was a bit disappointed when I chose to play as a high elf in my third game.
I would've liked it to be longer, maybe include a few other dangerous inconveniences, such as the relatively similar Suddenly Dragon. You finally leave this cave, or you've just fast traveled to a town, and now you gotta fight this fucking dragon! But I almost never play that card to justify giving less stars. See, I really liked the metal, but the soft, high voice threw me off. I know that it was important for the contrast, but it was too feathery for me.



Nothing better than a song to complain about the inconsistencies of life, especially that SUDDENLY BEAR! It is probably the best one I heard so far, especially considering I've become a fan of Metal recently (thank Brutal Legend). And I can tell this was supposed to be a joke. Who doesn't like to make a good old joke? I liked the part at the end where the bear just flatly says... "I'm a bear." XD


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hahaha, this is fucking hilarious! personally i love the BOOM, it just makes things even more awesome. gave me a good laugh, great work


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Listens
9,320
Downloads
339
Votes
204
Score
4.41 / 5.00

Uploaded
Dec 31, 2011
2:58 PM EST
Genre
Heavy Metal
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760 KB
49 sec

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