Here's my (very very very VERY LATE) entry of Wireless Moonwalker for the Voice Acting Contest.
http://www.newgrounds.com /bbs/topic/1275545/1

*SFX from soundsnap.com and recorded myself.*

==SCRIPT==

Hmm, intriguing, MOST intriguing...see, upon my endeavors to properly understand the human race, MANY of the street walkers have suggested that I activate a device called "Google-it-dipship.&
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*Types*

Granted, I DO remain skeptical of this google search engine's functionality, but if the humans claim it to be a fundamental asset in my research, who am I to say otherwise?

*Types*

Command, search-secrets-of-the-hum an-race...ENTER!

Hmm, the most popular result appears to be a document called "Two girls, one cup..."

*Clicks*

Enter!

*pauses*

Oh...it's a VIDEO document....

Hmm, it appears as though the instructors of this documentary are nude female humans...most curious....soooooo, what is the functionality of the cup....?

*Watches*

ILLOGICAL!! ILLOGICAL!!!

*Explodes*