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Tea And Scones

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My bands brittish fans wanted a tribute to tea and scones. I recorded all the instruments etc this summer. And Micke came and put down some sweet vocals and Johnny tried his voice acting caréer.

Here are the lyrics .

Tea and scones
Thats a combination of flavors working better together
Than ears do to phones

If I were unaware that your opinion stems from ignorance
I'd be breaking all your bones

You see the best friends you can have in this world are scones and tea
In fact they saved my mother from drowning way back in 1993

An almost magical source of nutrition
They make empire expanding more efficient (det rimmar visst!)

Over the hills and across the seas
From the motherland to the colonies
From the common man to the king and queen
A proper englishman loves his scones and tea

Everybody knows that the best time of the day
Is when it's time for tea
If you don't have a scone with that
You risk execution for heresy

Drink this tea for 'tis my blood
Eat this scone for 'tis my flesh
Do this often when Im dead
That's what english Jesus would have said!

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Nov 9, 2011
7:15 PM EST
Heavy Metal
File Info
5.3 MB
2 min 18 sec

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Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.