Martin Man

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He's the Youtube-overlord Robot Master
Ruining the internet ever faster
-- posing of Martin man
-- All awesome and shit

So I asked him to help
But he's too big a celebrity.
He does not, have the time
To give to you or me.
-- Kirb all excited
-- Martin disses him, Kirb all unhappy
-- Martin chasing a clock, shooting at it

With a beard on his dick
He's a hairy motherfucker.
And he's loud when he's busy
Having sex with her.
-- a dick, with a beard on it, smiling like a cartoon
-- Martin's face is covered in hair, except for his smile
-- a bed bounces around
-- image of Marianne folding her arms, not happy) -- (optional: Marik peeks his out of his bed with Martin)

One day he just felt like
making fun of some anime
Now it's everywhere...MARTINMAN
-- Martin on the couch with a remote bored
-- Martin holding up a Yugioh Abridged sign, laughing evily

He just made a fucking phenominon that's
being done by everyone and their mom.
-- pan over crowd of people with a cartoony excited grandma on the side with an abridging flag
-- "and YOU" Psy all overly excited

Doesn't matter what the show is.
Gotta do whatever he did.
Sailor Moon, Sonic X,
or even DBZ.
-- Images of various show logos images
-- "Sailor Moon Abridged" Sailor Moon just screaming
-- Sonic X "Shady did it betterrrrr" logo
-- DBZ "I'm Lanipator"

When he needs some animation.
Everybody wants to do it.
But that job, it is mine,
he's gonna ask for me.
-- realistic Kirb in the booth - Dave appears at the end pushing Kirb aside

Riding on his coattails
They'll eventually just crash'n fail.
MAR TIN MAN...is the one.
-- Turkey legs running, then falling
-- Martin sitting like a king, or Indian style, on top of him

Putting on a mask so that he can plug
away and give some props to your piece of shit
'cuz he's...MARTINMAN.
-- Martin wearing the Hulk mask
-- then a Kyle Hebert mask
-- then an Nostalgia Critic mask

When he should've been working
He just wastes time with gaming.
Assassin's Creed, Dukem Nukem
and fuckin' Bloodlines too.
-- Martin sitting at the computer
-- Assassin's Creed, Duke Nukem stuff
-- turns around, it's actually Marik

He is forsaking all of you.
When he should be making videos.
But he's not, 'cuz he's got
Conventions to go to!
-- Martin frolicking along
-- Martin grabs Kirb's (large) nose, and they fly off on a rainbow, with the word conventions behind them

That's what this song is for
Ridiculing our favorite whore.
Cuz we love...MARTINMAN!
-- Psy on the piano
-- Image of Martin sultry pose
-- Final dramatic awesome pose of Martinman (with penis with a beard)

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How the Fuck Do I not know about this.
Honestly, Why the hell haven't I heard about this before.
It is quite AWESOME!!!!!
Also, it seems that Kirb wants it Animated,
Why the hell isn't it?

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Nov 6, 2011
11:09 PM EST
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5.4 MB
2 min 23 sec

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