THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!!!!

[Lyrics in case you care]
Today I went to the beach
I found out I have no friends
I talked to a girl at the beach
She ran away 'cause I has no friends
So I talked to someone else at the beach
All he said is I have no friends
So I came back home from the beach
Slept with my fish 'cause I has no friends
Woke up the next day -- not at the beach
My fish had died 'cause I has no frieeeeeEEEE... ends