A skit I made for a contest-type show I'm in.

I ad-libbed some changes as I went, but I can't be arsed to edit the original script because it is a testament to the original ideas I had!

Script:

Last time on Draggin' Ball Z

tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI and Brad were having a squabble over who should use the bathroom first!

tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI : I must use this bathroom, Brad!!

Brad: But, tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI, you used the bathroom like 3 minutes ago, surely my need for its use is greater!

tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI : OH NO YOU DI'IN'T!

*both characters make loud obnoxious powering up noises*

Will tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI win his right to the porcelean throne? Find out on today's episode of Saggin' Ball Z!

*explosion*

tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI: I HAVE ATTAINED MY FULL POWER!

Brad: ME TOO! AND IT IS FUILLER THAN YOURS!

tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI: Ah, but this isn't my TRUE power!

Brad: Aw Darn.

tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI: AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I SHALL CRUSH YOU WITH MY FINAL TECHNIQUE BLAST BEAM CANNON SPECIAL VOLLEYBALL BEAK FIST ATTACK!!!

Brad: *guhh-uhhh--uhhhh noises they make when in shock in DBZ*

tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI: Take THIS you fiend!

Brad: Have at you, Naive!

tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI: *gasp* how DARE YOU! Take one of THESE!

*rappid ahh-ing that funimation VA's did when fast punches were thrown because they enjoyed screaming into a mic too much*

Brad: Aw jeez, I seem to have been injured badly!

tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI: That's what you get, buttface!

Brad: *GASP* *whimper into a ridiculously overly-dramatic crying wailing thing slowly, and mumble stuff about being called a buttface*

tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI: oh, jeez, did I go too far again?

tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI: come ON Brad, it wasn't THAT bad!

tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI: You know, I'd be willing to sort this out if I wasn't in need of the bathroom so much, so I'm just going to
SNEAK IN WHILE YOU'RE DISTRACTED!

*DBZ whooshing sound thing when they fly*

tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*slams into the door hard*

*toilet flush*

*everything stops*

?????: What?

tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI and Brad: Zaa Zaa!

everyone laughs

*glass breaking noise*

Evil-chan: I JUS BROKE YOUR LIGHTBULB, BRAAAAD!!!

Brad: GRRRRR

*outro starts*

Will Brad get revenge for Evil-Chan's villainous de-bulbing?

Will tarouki-genki-chan-chibi-
sama-juRAI ever figure out how to end his latest diary entry?

Will Zaa Zaa make it to the meeting in time!?

Find out next time! On Draggin' Ball Z!