The Granny Beat

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I bet you didn't know the song was actually infinitely long lol but I had to cut it because of the lousy file size limit. If I can ever turn my multidimensional hard drives into a server then I can stream the whole song online forever. Until then, here's an immeasurably small fraction of the entire song, a sample of its true glory.

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I think it's nice how you respond to all of your reviews. I guess they're not comments. I guess this song wasn't bad. I just didn't like how it went on forever. It's been awhile since I've heard something that long. You should have just put it up as an infinite loop.

We can make the player file do that, you know. I guess it did kind of remind me of a granny. I will certainly give you credit on being unique. It just wasn't quite rewarding. I think I did hear something different seven minutes in.


Short-Factor responds:

It has always been with you.

too lazy to title gtfo

Amazing. Each note is distinct in itrs own was, in a combination I would never have thought to use, and the song never gets repetitive. This is truly a magnificent work of art, and I feel deeply grateful to you to have even uploaded a small fraction of this wonderful masterpiece.

Short-Factor responds:

You are truly one of god's special chosen ones to be able to recognize the magnitude of talent poured into this song.

I can hear them

I can hear the voices. They want me to do things.


Kill John Lennon.

Short-Factor responds:

havent we dealt with this nonsense already and i wonder where john lennon is today

Yes master

How do you want me to murder the children?

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Credits & Info

3.71 / 5.00

Aug 2, 2011
8:22 PM EDT
Drum N Bass
File Info
6.4 MB
7 min 0 sec

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