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The Iron Beard Bard

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Lyrics:
Beard Hige Bart Barba Skägg Parta Szkazall Huzi

Beard, beard, I got a beard
I got a beard that's shaped like a spear
I ain't no steer
I ain't no queer
But I play baseball in Texas with a beard on my rear

It is leap year
On the frontier
Too busy shootin' shit to shave off my beard
Bearded cashier
Bearded volunteer
Bearded comandeer
Bearded baby deer

Would you like to touch my face hairs
Come and touch them if you dare

I trim my beard with a razor katana
And repair the hairs with a rotten banana (bon-onna)
So many women always touchin' my face
Without fail every night my beard gets to home base

My beard went to 'Nam
My beard eats lots'a ham
My beard went to law school and passed the Chuunin exam
My beard is a master ninja sumo samurai
My beard is a Marine, mothertrucka' Semper Fi!

Beard Hige Bart Barba Skägg Parta Szkazall Huzi

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Awesome!

this is the first time that i have ever listened to heavy meal music and i say its pretty awesome!

Sottaceti responds:

Metal is great for the soul, especially Dethklok!

Wicked!

yet heatwarming!!!!

I have to admit:

This is Win!

Beard Power + 54

Sottaceti responds:

Awww yeah! Beard power is now maximum!

My beard

is just nasty. :'(

Song made me laugh, though.

Sottaceti responds:

DON'T SHAVE IT BABY

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Sottaceti
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Uploaded
Jun 11, 2011
1:20 PM EDT
Genre
Heavy Metal
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1.4 MB
1 min 31 sec

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