I welcome you to enter a world where Harry Potter was raised not by abusive step parents, but by a Professor of Oxford.
Writing Library is proud to present this free audio addition Harry Potter fanfiction for your listening enjoyment.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, by Less Wrong. Read aloud by York Bezbozny.
All characters and ideas copyright to J.K. Rowling and associated Publishing companies.
You can find the original book at FanFicition.net or by simply typing "Methods of Rationality" in Google.
Be sure to listen to Parts 1 and 2 of Chapter 1 first.
Into song to Chapter 2: "Bouncy Waltz" by RoverBreath of the Newgrounds Audio Portal.