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Jun 1, 2011 | 6:28 PM EDT
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5.5 MB
4 min 1 sec
3.81 / 5.00

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Rated 3.81 / 5 stars
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Song "Alternia" by Seth "Beatfox" Peelle. Based off "Theme" by Toby "Radiation" Fox.

Lyrics and vocals by the unaffiliated York Bezbozny.


Sometimes I think I'm not
Fit to be a troll
It's not just my bright red blood
It's my bright red burning soul

Sometimes I wish I could
Tell her I feel flushed (Oh-hoho)
But I can't find the words
And these things can't be rush

Come now sit down closer
And I'll tell these trolls little tale
They were just like you or I, it's true
They love cried won and failed.

Everyone captchalogue some snacks,
Butter popcorn,
Pull up some easy chairs,
Cuz' you are in the for the story of a lifetime
And it's really freaking long!

Have not felt myself, nor
Have I smiled
It's been lunar sweeps (Ribbit)
I just want to play again (Ribbet)
I just want to see my friends.

I am not such a hor-
-Rible psycho,
I'm just mis-
I just played the cards life dealt,
No matter
How it felt.
Now were here
And I fear,
We need heeeeeeeelp!

(Karkat, Kanaya, Aradia, Vriska)
Sometimes I think I'm not...
Fit to be a troll!

But then honestly trolls suck
So who really gives a fuck!
We'll be better than...

(Kanaya, Vriska)
Better then... Our race.

And thus so begins our
Little story,
Which I'd like to call



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Your a man. Don't listen to qazzjunk. That person is just pitifully stupid. I actually liked this.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


god this is the worst thing i've ever heard also why do you think kanaya is a by with a high pitched voice and araida is FEMALE fe-male it means girl vriska is a girl too
please never make another one of these lyrics they're horrible


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

this was hilariously awesome.

ok,i havent heard actual vocals with recent audio submissions ever since "things i like about left 4 dead 2" and personally,the only thing thats bad about this song is the bad singing! but the bad singing gives the feel of being a troll,and this song gives the feel,even though initially not felt. REALLY good job,my friend. 4/5,9/10


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Proper vocal dubbing.

Not sure the NG community will appreciate this much, but I certainly did. You captured the essence of the characters perfectly! I didn't read the description and could easily tell who singing what part - and my god, the ribbits, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

-2 points due to... intentionally bad singing, I guess. It's not exactly the most musically innovative thing I've ever heard either.

Still: 8/10 - 5/5

Bezbozny responds:

Thanks for the review. So, how do I improve it? You think I can sing better while still sounding like the trolls?