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Quest of the Manwhore

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Fernando's back with another dangerously erotic musical romp designed to impregnate your ears with his web seed.

At first he was concerned that singing about his hideously erogenous way of life would influence the more impressionable among his slavering fans to follow in his footsteps, but over time he became confident that it will be obvious upon first viewing that there can only be one Manwhore and that his is a hard life filled with beautiful women, loose bags of change and vast quantities of yoghurt.



Now I can share with the world Fernando's life. Time to crank this up while driving. Maybe if I play it three times in a row Fernando might show up!!!

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A crack and yoghurt weight loss diet. Sounds legit.

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I love this song its PERFECT

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Fernando Strikes Again!!!!

The saga continues..
Keep up the great work!!!

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This song is amazing! I enjoyed this and I can't stop listening. Also, here are the lyrics typed out:

Gaze into my chocolate eyes
Let my music sterilise
Give it to me your hard earned coin
I'll share with you my tortured groin
What you're feeling is not weird
You want to burrow in my beard
Gaze upon my chiselled abs
I no longer have the crabs
My rhymes will grab you by the throat
And ride you like a sturdy goat
I will drown you in my scent
With or without your consent
I am a whore of some renown
Your buttocks are my hunting ground
I am a manwhore without peer
Absorbing sex from the atmosphere

Woah woah%uFEFF woah woah wowoah woah
Woah woah wowoah woooaaahhh
Wowowoah wowowoaah wowowowowoooaaahh

Pressure building like a cyst
I want to share you with love's fist
I'll lick your feet I'll wear a collar
I'll do anything for a dollar
I will fit you like a glove
More precious than a father's love
Not that I would really know...
I like my women rich and young
The kiss of yoghurt on my tongue
I wield a fleshy latin sword
Raptor Jesus is my Lord
Let me be your Phantom Limb
Crack and yoghurt keep me slim
Struggling with modernity
A whore of all eternity

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4.47 / 5.00

Apr 13, 2011
10:41 AM EDT
File Info
1.1 MB
1 min 13 sec

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