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Squeeze

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The B-Sides are a collection of songs made in between albums. The plan was to revive MC Cheese by releasing all of the backstage songs featuring him, and by making Squeeze. He's pretty cool, and not bad at rapping, and has some interesting opinions about the world.

Lyrics:
if you're scopin for a man from across the room
just go to your dj and aks for this tune
you need to look em in the eye and lick your lips
don't worry bout it girl, they'll take the hint
all you gotta do is grind to this beat,
you're gonna bring the meat home and hit the sheets
just keep dancin like there's no one around
get ready for the heat get ready to get down

if you wanna hook up with a real sweet honey
all you gotta do is show that bitch some money
stroll up to the bar, order her a drink
pull out a thick wad and squeeze her in the stink
(bridge)

You know you is my squeeze
Stop bein such a tease
And let me ease into that spot between your hips and knees
Boys wanna trip my steez, they wanna grab a piece
But all these wiggas freeze when I ...

wake up the next day with a major headache,
look over your shoulder see a bad mistake
get the fuck out as fast as you can
you need to be more careful when you're picking a man
(bridge)

if the deets from last night are a little bit hazy,
the bitch you went home with is a little bit crazy
throw her out yo house, pray she doesn't have yo number
don't forget, remember, your dick makes you dumber
(bridge)

you know you is my squeeze, stop being such a tease
and let me ease into that spot between your hips and knees
boys wanna trip my steez, they wanna grab a piece but all these wiggas freeze when I... Holy shit is that MC Cheese?!

Hi, remember me?
The notorious ol dirty doctor MC Cheese?
Let's talk about irony, like Alanis I was takin myself seriously
See, in my hometown there's a lotta homegrown, quick to bone if left alone
I wanted to condone but rode bareback, all fucked up like a heart attack.
Blood left the brain and went to the pelvis, I acted like a clown but thought I was Elvis
Made a mockery of myself, it's a tragedy, lucky didn't end up with a pregnancy
So don't be like Mr. Sad Ding Dong, when you dip better wrap your shlong
Some think it's funny, got no money, a coupla kids but they mouth still runny
Ssstop and asses the situation, the train left but you still at the station
Don't be stupid, and if you're in doubt just go home and rub one out!
But if you're too horny, to just say no, don't come cryin to me to hear I told you so
Bro it breaks my heart but you gotta know bitches come and go fo sho, yo!

You know you is my steez, stop bein such a tease, and let me ease into that spot between your hips and knees.
Boys wanna trip my steez, they wanna grab a piece, but all these wiggas freeze when I...

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HOLY BALLS

This wrecked my bawls. Download and dance like there's no one around.

Binaerpilot responds:

That's the way.

GOLD!!!!

This song blew my mind! The vocals are amazing. I've been downloading all your songs and sharing them with friends! So you got a fan group in the Minnesota/South Dakota area hahaha. Keep up the fantastic work!

Binaerpilot responds:

! Thanks for being awesome.

Credits & Info

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Listens
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Faves:
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Downloads
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Uploaded
Apr 7, 2011
5:07 PM EDT
Genre
Dance
File Info
Song
7.8 MB
3 min 25 sec

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