This is obviously how an 18-year-old college student spends her time rather than writing her research paper.

Parody lyrics by my good friend Parabola; original lyrics by Ke$ha.

Parabola is from the UK, and "Fairy" is a "washing-up" liquid there, apparently. I didn't ask, like a good little performer.

I think I overdid it on the auto-tune, as impossible as that might seem.
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Wake up in the mornin' feelin' kin-da slippy, got my glasses in the bowl I'm gonna ace this ditty!
Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a bottle of Fairy; 'cause when I start washing up, things might start to get hairy!

I'm talking scrubbing brush on the pots, pots,
Rinsing off dirty blots, blots,
Dreaming of wealth and yachts, yachts!

Floor-mopping, playing our favourite C-Ds,
Dancing like we're at a par-ty,
Guess I must be a little bit tipsy...

Don't stop, washing up! DJ blow my bubbles up!
Tonight, I'ma fight, till we get rid of the grime!
Wish-wash, water slosh, but the cleaning don't stop, no!
Whoahhohhohoh! Whoahhohhohoh! (x2)

Ain't got a care, in the world, but got plenty of soap,
Ain't got no invite to no party but I'm whacked up on dope!
And now the neighbours all line up, 'cause they hear that I'm singin'
The walls are pretty thin, I guess their ears are ringing'!

I'm talking 'bout everybody getting mad, mad,
Guess they don't think I'm rad, rad,
Gonna smack 'em if they say I'm bad, bad!

Now now, I go ahead and throw a cup, cup,
They say the cops'll shut me up, up!
They won't shut me up, up!
Nobody shut me ...

Don't stop, washing up! DJ blow my bubbles up!
Tonight, I'ma fight, till we get rid of the grime!
Wish-wash, water slosh, but the cleaning don't stop, no!
Whoahhohhohoh! Whoahhohhohoh! (x2)

You wash me up, you dry me out, neigh-bours' heads pound yeah you got me!
Washing gloves off, you got me now, you got that heat, yeah you scald me!
You burn my hands, and I cry out, 'cause damn that hurts something nasty!
Throw my hands up, put my hands down, in the cold tap...

Now the party don't start till I walk in...

Don't stop, washing up! DJ blow my bubbles up!
Tonight, I'ma fight, till we get rid of the grime!
Wish-wash, water slosh, but the cleaning don't stop, no!
Whoahhohhohoh! Whoahhohhohoh! (x2)