[Joey Keys]
First bar, didn't know what to write.
Lets talk about Pig hitting me up every night.
"I'm excited for our battle, your lyrics are tight!"
How polite, well I guess I'll be nice and formally invite,
You to this ass-whoppin' tonight,
I'm equivalent to Joe Frazier when holden a mic.
Not even gonna' try, this is an unfair fight,
You could bring a knife and still wont be alright.

[PiGPEN]
This kid rhymes fight with night now he thinks he's smokin joe
Seriously, what the fuck are you smokin joe?
I hope you know against me youre like that kid, Boss
A guaranteed first round loss
Get the keyboard off your shoulder and use it
All i hear you do is take samples and loop it
Wack producer, why are you even called joey keys?
The only keys you need are control plus Z

[Joey Keys]
Say your prayers, I'm the muthafuckin' swin slaya',
I'll make bacon out your ass & leave you in a crater.
You fucking geek, You ain't close to being street,
Come see me & I guarantee I will knock out your teeth.
You talkin' gay shit all up on your newgrounds page.
This faggot won't leave me alone on AIM!
25 year old nerd lives up on the internet,
He made like 50 flash games, that shit is evidence.

[PiGPEN]
Wow, joey, what a sweet verse
Now go print me up one of your cafepress tshirts
The one with big black letters that says "joey keys"
Im gonna rock that shit like a hipster trophy
Cuz this is a wrap, point match game
You wont need to kiss my ass again on AIM
You're lame, left newgrounds in 2010
Came back for 2 verses now youre leaving again