Here's my masterful reading of some of the finest passages of an contemporary American Classic: "New Moon".
Again, that totally wasn't sarcasm.

Remember: All my stuff is done for comedic effect. I'm not seriously reading this sh!t. I'm just putting it on as a way for people to hear my voice, and if they'd like, to collaborate on a project of some sort.

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Thanks.