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Sorry it's so quiet. I wear headphones (don't have speakers), so I couldn't really notice it.

Hello, friends on the Internet.

Some of you know me and some of you don't;
and I bet that some of you wish you did know
me as well as some of you wish you didn't know me.
I also wish some of you who do know me and
enjoy knowing me would get to know the people
who don't know me, but would like to know me,
you know?

My name is Frank James Raul Horatio Tyrone
McFlannery Goldstein Margarella IV: A New Hope.
But you can call me Frank James.

For the past few years of my existence on the
Internet in my multiple incarnations as Mr-No-Name,
Fuhjem, and SexySexyManRod1165
I have produced many internet hilarities for your
viewing and sexual pleasure. Though, as of recently,
I have been busy fighting Grizzly Bears and
Dark Penguins using the Enchanted Battle
Pencil of the Himalayas.

Thusly, I have been unable to complete many
projects that I have set out to do. Many have
been abandoned in my quest to stop the
Dark Penguin Bear Calvary from taking over Belgium.

From henceforth, I pledge to not only slay every
single penguin that foolishly tries to cross the borders
of Belgium, but to also finish some of the projects that
I should have finished long, long ago. Projects like my
latest Work-In-Progress Flash Movie The TSA PSA,
and my long withstanding medical experimentations to
find the cure for breast cancer (I have the sneaking
suspicion that I may be that cure.)

So, internet, I may be the most incredible Bear Fighter
and Love Maker you have ever witnessed/experienced,
but I'm only partly human, and Part-Humans such as
myself come across Animator's Block and extreme tiredness
due to making sweet love to too many women at once,
like we all do. The other part of me is a Cyborg-Dolphin hybrid.

Salutations and Felicitations to a better future,
free of breast cancer, Dark Penguins, and Animator's Block.

Your's Truly, Frank James

Reviews


nice job sir

you seem to be pretty good at doing what you do but it seems you got some white noise this may sound stupid but put a clean sock over your mic it should help with the white noise


Mr-No-Name responds:

It doesn't sound stupid. I put clean socks over lots of things.

My feet.
My cock.
My hands.
I could put one on a mic.

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Mr-No-Name
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Listens
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Votes
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Score
3.37 / 5.00

Uploaded
Feb 16, 2011
2:24 PM EST
Genre
Voice Demo
File Info
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1.8 MB
1 min 58 sec

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