This is my random song called "Fun Times in the Land". I picture some kid with a lollipop frollicking in fields of wheat. He's obviously high, and he's just like buzzing out for trying drugs for the first time. So he explores the land and its nooks and crannies. He discovers the ruins of an ancient civilisation and, unfortunately, its inhabitants. They take him away and lock him up and send him away to the far land of Persia.
He arrives at Persia and is sold as a slave where he works until he is 18. He joins the military and is promoted all the way up to Head General of the State's Army. Then he marries the princess at 25 and later becomes King. He invites his old family to come meet him at the palace, but they don't recognise him. They just thought he got high and ran away, but no, he was back.
He gave them all a room at the 5-star Persia Hotel and then used a time machine to tell his former self to use the following Lotto numbers to amass himself a fortune: 15 18 2 39 58 6 17 32 18 3. His former self tells him that he has repeated the number 18 twice, and they both get really confused and angry. The former self asks him why he got his hopes up, and he doesn't know. Unfortunately the boy didn't figure a way to go back to the future, so they become best friends.
At the future self's funeral, the former self says "He was a good man, and we had much alike."
Fun times in the land.
edit: oh snap it loops perfectly too! didn't even know...