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Jan 28, 2011 | 9:14 AM EST
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5 MB
3 min 38 sec
3.89 / 5.00

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Title: God Bless America With Laser Vision

Lead Guitar: Rawley Roebuck
Rhythm Guitar: Quinten Westrich
Bass: Kevin Manning
Drums: Andrew Ireland
Vocals: Clifford Eberhardt

God finally bestows the spiritual gift of laser vision upon a human child to carry out his holy will of supremacy for the chosen ones. (satire)


Father what are spiritual gifts?
Well my child they are special gifts that God bestows on believers Like Wisdom, speaking in tongues, discerning spirits, and healing
Will I receive a spiritual gift Father?
Probably not.

-Later that Night-

Whose there?
Hello mortal I am Jesus Christ and I have come to endow you with the spiritual gift of Laser Vision

I have Laser Vision
Jesus fucking Rocks

Wait why do I have this?

Kill the Fags
And Jews
Except Me

And Abortion
All must die

This is my agenda
I am Jesus Christ
Couldn't you tell from reading the Bible
This is how I really am

Verse 1
America Is God's Holy Land
Now I must fulfill his plan
Christian Supremacy is his will
So all the socialists I must kill

Kill the Muslims
And Kenyans
And the Antichrist

Here's a hint
Barack is
All of those


Verse 2
To Hell with water-boarding
We're using laser-boarding
Because this is a war.
So torture is okay.

Laser Vision x3

Thank you Jesus for the Laser Vision.
This makes you the only God.
God Blessed America with Laser Vision.
He's the fucking bomb



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Thank God, Lyrics are Posted....

Nice of you to list this as satire.

It tickled me a couple of times and the sound quality is okay, but the singing seems a bit rushed and gets drowned out from all the chaos. Fix it if you can.