This is what happens when you're stuck at a red light for a little too long.
Lead Guitar: Rawley Roebuck
Rhythm Guitar: Quinten Westrich
Bass: Kevin Manning
Drums: Andrew Ireland
Vocals: Clifford Eberhardt
My patience's running thin
The fury builds within
I can't escape the blight
Of this forsaken light.
This awful Red Eye stares at me,
Tormented for eternities.
Immutable, it will not change.
No wonder I've become deranged.
No longer can I wait this way
I have to maim, I have to slay.
Fucking fuck this fucking Light
Fucking fucking fuck.
This ridiculous traffic light has heightened my rage.
If it doesn't change soon, I'll go on a rampage.
Cunt warbling Christ, why hasn't this shit turned green
I'll tear out that old man's spleen.
Now it's your time to die. I'm going to pummel your guts.
It clear that this traffic light was built by sluts.
Next a hobo is maimed, he crumples under my fist.
This light has spurred me to untold levels of pissed.
As the hours pass by, their organs drag in my wake
The thousands that I have slain form a gory great lake.
And still many more will face my wrath tonight.
A result of my hatred toward that damn Red Light
I open my glove compartment and retrieve my flail.
As I hang out the window I can hear their wails.
Vehicular homicide at it's finest state.
Hear the cries of the children that I decapitate.
As the crowds of pedestrians were shredded and torn
It's as though I was hit by a fierce brainstorm.
I put my wiper on high to clear away the flesh.
But all the world's windshield fluid couldn't clean this mess.