I got this idea from that one internet meme (the one with an old-timey guy saying common phrases in "ye olde english"). I spent about 10 minutes writing out what I think the Animaniacs theme would sound like as a "classy" poem. I think it's decently creative, if not overly humorous. So anyway, I hope you enjoy!
All voices: ConVito
Music: Kevin MacLeod ( http://incompetech.com/m/
c/royalty-free/ )
Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.