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Sorry for the hard to understand lyrics, just read along with the lyrics below...
This all started when my roommate let me borrow a shirt, then got me to fold it properly like a Japanese lady. I told him I would write a song about it, and his beard, so HERE IT IS.
Enjoy. Also, he was sitting one room away playing Wind Waker on my GameCube the whole time I wrote this and he had no idea :D lol
I know I can't sing (I don't even try) and I sound like I'm 12 even though I'm 21, but it's fun and random as all hell.
Might seem easy
Makes you do his
He makes it perfect
He makes it Japanese
He folds it with
Invisibles lines and a crease
If you mess it up
He'll come by and fix it
With has mad skills
You'll never forget it
Elite with the fabric
Knows his way around stitching
So girls, get in the kitchen (ooh burn)
Mike! Is one crazy shirt sharing dude
Mike! At least he doesn't let his friends go nude
Mike! He's like a roommate fruit of the loom
Mike! OOMPA LOOMPAS EVERYWHERE
Moving on to his super tight beard
Everywhere, his hair is so feared
Rough, scrubby and coarse to the touch
Sometimes I say a little too much
Mike! Grows a beard like nobody else can
It's so scary you dont understand
Let's see if I can make this a bit more awkward
One time when you got out of the shower I think i saw your weiner.
Anywaaaaaaaaays time for a cheesy guitar solo!!!
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