Hand Grenade

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thought i'd try this voice-acting thing. why? cause i can, dammit!

Mr A: I'd say, that's a rather dandy object you have there.
Mr B: Yeah, sure.

Mr A: Could it be a pineapple?
Mr B: Ehr, no not exactly, no.

Mr A: Perhaps a meatball?
Mr B: Ehr, no.

Mr A: No? A sandwich then!
Mr B: Of course it's not a sandwich...

Mr A: Well, it's an automobile from Spain, is it not?
Mr B: What...?

Mr A: Perhaps a very small man. Named Robert Brown.
Mr B: No!
Mr A: That you in there Robert, old chap?
Mr B: Hey, hey, stop this...!

Mr A: Is it a very dull blade?
Mr B: No.
Mr A: Something Da Vinci made?
Mr B: No!
Mr A: A vicious renegade?
Mr B: God dammit, no!
Mr A: An ineffective band-aid?

Mr B: No, this is a hand grenade!
Mr B: Die!


So this reminds me of...

So you were playing Star Fox Adventures, and you got really, really ticked off at the shopkeeper in thorntail hollow... So you wanted to blow him up. Mr. A sounds just like the shopkeeper.

This is awesome.

Thanks for reviewing my song btw! Sorry for my nerdiness just now!

Schleif responds:

haha, thanks man! had fun with it. haven't played star fox adventures. played the shit out of the original star fox game though, haha. we're all fucking nerds, aren't we?

Nice job.

I AM GOING TO use you. Somehow, some way...for something on my radio show. Love the ending. haha.

Current Score

4.23 / 5.00 (+ 0.030)

Schleif responds:

haha, thanks dude! use me in any way you like \m/

I Lol'd

I was extra funny specially because I pictured everything in my head.

Someone has to make a flash with this dialog

Schleif responds:

haha, that'd be pretty awesome! thanks for checking fucker!

I love it.

Well done, good voice acting, really awesome, you should do voice acting for flashes if you're not already!

Schleif responds:

thanks alot! never tried voice acting before, perhaps i should haha.

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4.14 / 5.00

Sep 27, 2010
12:47 PM EDT
Voice Demo
File Info
745.4 KB
55 sec

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