No Pants Oratorio

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A grand piece about having a negative pants count. No lyrics in song, review to get them.



I really liked this song. Reminds me of Castlevania. Great game by the way.


It was good to a certain extent, the organ when the choir kick in at the beginning didn't flow as well as it could have, it kept stopping and starting, and in the middle, the one note that the organ was playing over and over again was a bit too pronounced and got really annoying. But other than that, some pretty impressive stuff, i especially like the choir sounds, what do you use for that?

PS - Dude..sort your timpani out...it sounds like crap

Scarlatti responds:

Thanks. I rather noticed the problem with the loudness of the one note, but I couldn't think of a way to fix it at the time. I used Korg Choir Ahhs for the choir, which you should be able to get for free on Hammersound.net. And yes, the timpani sucked, I know. But that doesn't matter anymore. MIDI playback is a thing of the past, for me. For now, anyhow.

Nice comp.

I like the tone and feel of this. It is a good composition. Seemed like It slipped under the radar though so im gonna give it a chance for more feedback by bumping it up. Voted 5 but i do think it deserved it.


i want the words

its ok man it probally could be in the top 30's but orther for that its ok

Scarlatti responds:

Atrum hominis absque induviae aeternum/ erro spatior ruris. \\Organ Bit of Awesomeness// Sua...vultus...formi....dilosus/ vae vulgus illa crucis sua illac. Which means: A dark man forever without pants/ wanders the countryside. His countenance is formidible;/ woe to those that cross his path. Thanks for your review, however half-assed it is. One should always use one's whole ass when writing reviews, or it may grow weak and die. And having no ass makes things like sitting and shitting difficult. Maybe, in the future, you will be able to tell the quality of a person's reviews by his or her hindquarters...

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3.87 / 5.00

Nov 12, 2005
3:07 AM EST
File Info
3.9 MB
1 min 42 sec

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