Outer space
Is a lonely place
No place to wear pants
you could wear them on your face

Nopants time
it is not a crime
While we're floating through the air
Vacuum up the derriere

rectal explosions up in space
a supernova in your face
interstellar STD's

artificial gravity
when you take a dump on me
don't forget to bring the pump

Assteroids
bring my topical cream
*knocks* (Captain!)
got to steer the ship
Hold on a minute!

Stardate
Let me masturbate
squirting from the mothership
my milky way let's take a sip

Beam me up and get on top
With light-speed we'll never stop
Squat down on my captain's log

hull breach on the mothership
plug the poop-deck do it quick
oh how I love the outer space!

warping through
black holes brown and blue
let's study up astrology
you make me astronaughty

Uranus
sure is hanus
I mean the planet rest assured
we've all heard that joke before

I explore you you explore me
this is rocketsurgery
lick my red giant you white dwarf

Pluto's not a planet anymore
Jupiter's a dirty whore
change your orbit to my dick!
(What?)

Unused lyrics:

star spangled poop up to your face
Watch out you might get satellitis
bangladesh
madagaskar

a small step for space
a giant leap for nopants

main screen turns me on
do aliens wear pants
are they made out of foam or brown

(how the hell did we forget to use the word cockpit?)