Clematis | SessileNomad//Quarl

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Many ages ago two titans, Sessilenomad and Quarl, decided to get matching hysterectomies. Sadly, after further investigation on the subject they realized this was not possible due to the fact that they both are missing their X chromosomes. (What a tragic turn of events right?!) So they decided to sit down and write a musical melody together instead. What came next only Oprah herself could explain

You see, when two predominantly euphoric beings such as Sessilenomad and Quarl decide to pool their powers together to write music the world comes into alignment and the stars shine just a bit brighter, and all the gay Buzz Lightyear clones on Mars fuck just a little bit harder. Because when these two are writing together the world is in perfect harmony. Colors are more vivid, sounds are intensified, and women's uteri open up in glorious song beckoning the joy of penetration from nearby seagulls. And if there is one thing we all know, it is that women love it when seagulls penetrate their uteri.

It is with this consternation that I write this little monologue for you to read, because the truth is this was actually written by Waldo from the famous "Where's Waldo" children's books. And all the instruments and percussion instruments are actually manipulated samples of rabbits doing that nasty in the shasty.

So with all that being said, I present to you "Clematis, A Theme On Seagull Penetrated Uteri" by Sessilenomad and Quarl. Your life will be better for listening to this wonderful piece of abstract art in aural form. Either that or you'll die a painful and invigorating death from the sheer blasphemy of sound.


Thanks everyone!



i like i like :)

SessileNomad responds:


10 stars

'nuff said

SessileNomad responds:


Moby Cock

Moby-Dick, also known as The Whale, is a novel first published in 1851 by American author Herman Melville. Moby-Dick is considered to be a Great American Novel and a treasure of world literature. The story tells the adventures of the wandering sailor Ishmael, and his voyage on the whaleship Pequod, commanded by Captain Ahab. Ishmael soon learns that Ahab seeks one specific whale, Moby Dick, a ferocious, enigmatic white sperm whale. In a previous encounter, the whale destroyed Ahab's boat and bit off his leg. Ahab intends to take revenge.

In Moby-Dick, Melville employs stylized language, symbolism, and metaphor to explore numerous complex themes. Through the main character's journey, the concepts of class and social status, good and evil, and the existence of gods are all examined as Ishmael speculates upon his personal beliefs and his place in the universe. The narrator's reflections, along with his descriptions of a sailor's life aboard a whaling ship, are woven into the narrative along with Shakespearean literary devices such as stage directions, extended soliloquies and asides. oby-Dick has been classified as American Romanticism. It was first published by Richard Bentley in London on October 18, 1851 in an expurgated three-volume edition titled The Whale, and weeks later as a single volume, by New York City publisher Harper and Brothers as Moby-Dick; or, The Whale on November 14, 1851. Although the book initially received mixed reviews, Moby-Dick is now considered one of the greatest novels in the English language.

The story is based on the actual events around the whaleship Essex, which was attacked by a sperm whale while at sea and sank.

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SessileNomad responds:

cool story bro

Guess What...

You gets da 5zorz from me on this! ;-D

"and women's uteri open up in glorious song beckoning the joy of penetration from nearby seagulls"

That is the best part of the story my friend.

5/5 and 10/10 overall. <3


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as i said once before, i have no clue how to respond to this lol

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4.43 / 5.00

Sep 2, 2010
8:14 PM EDT
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3.2 MB
2 min 50 sec

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